I love St. Patrick's Day.
Maybe its because I love green.....or maybe its because of the cookies and chocolate coins....Or just the fact that everything seems so alive and spring-time-ish when it comes around :)
But lets get real...what's St. Patrick's Day about?
The Saint, people....duh.
Not little green leprechauns with orange beards and gold buckles running around and taunting people about the special pot of gold that they're never going to give them... or sending folks off on wild chases under rainbows. That's not what Patrick's day is about... and in my mind, its kindof' creepy. Unnatural. Demented. And totally something I would think up (getting my point here????)
Enjoy your chocolate, but keep an eye out for any strange little giggles or tapping, skittering footsteps coming from underneath your fridge. My Kinder garden teacher (when I went to school in Hagerstown) did that to me once......painted little black footprints leading under our schoolroom fridge. Ever since then I've been completely worried and suspicious when it comes to tails of lil' wee men with hats and curled-tip shoes...It Scarred me for life. Don't let it happen to you.
(Maybe that's why leprechauns "exist"......they're God's way of dealing punishment for all of the stupid things we've done. Little men in green and gold suits.........the worst form of torture there is.)
(You can't look at that and say it's normal!...............He'd totally fit in at Walmart though.)
HAVE A HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!
"high-pitched cackling/giggling laughter.........skittering footsteps running away"
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