Ckickens...

This is pretty random...but do you hate chickens?
I do.
(No offense to you, mom. I know you really want to get some. This is just personal ;)

Every time I go near a chicken, something crazy happens. I'll get chased around the pen, a rooster with try to peck my toes off, I'll hit my head on the chicken-coop roof, an egg will break on my foot (YUCK), or I'll just get the evil stare from one of the hens like their telling me: "I hate you for no reason. Come closer so I can peck off your nose".

Sure chickens taste good when you buy them at "Save-A-Lot"...and sure they give us eggs. But other than that...they seem to have no purpose in life but to annoy me.
Chickens are:

Smelly
Scary looking
Painful XD
Troublemakers
Evil masterminds
Suspicious
And just down-right mean (at least to ME)

I will never make friend with a chicken. I'll eat their eggs if they don't break on my foot first). I'll eat them. But I will never....EVER, have one as a friend. (Little baby chicks are adorably cute and fluffy though. They don't hate me. ~ xoxox ;)


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