~ Laura's Lay-Out ~: An Answer I can Understand...

Friday, January 6, 2012

An Answer I can Understand...

A tourist in a bar in Florida asks a man sitting at the bar:

"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the man replies:

"If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat".

(hardy-har-har ;)

1 comment:

CharleeJanuary 8, 2012 at 8:13 AM
hahaha I love how you post e-mails that I send you ;) it makes me happy :)
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POEM:

WHEN I SAY, "I AM A CHRISTIAN"

When I say, "I am a Christian"

I'm not shouting, "I’ve been saved!"

I'm whispering, "I get lost!

That's why I chose this way"

When I say, "I am a Christian"

I don't speak with human pride

I'm confessing that I stumble—

Needing God to be my guide

When I say, "I am a Christian"

I'm not trying to be strong

I'm professing that I'm weak

And pray for strength to carry on

When I say, "I am a Christian"

I'm not bragging of success

I'm admitting that I've failed

And cannot ever pay the debt

When I say, "I am a Christian"

I don't think I know it all

I submit to my confusion

Asking humbly to be taught

When I say, "I am a Christian"

I'm not claiming to be perfect

My flaws are all too visible

But God believes I'm worth it

When I say, "I am a Christian"

I still feel the sting of pain

I have my share of heartache,

Which is why I seek His name

When I say, "I am a Christian"

I do not wish to judge

I have no authority...

I only know I'm loved

(Used by Permission

Copyright 1988 Carol Wimmer)