Thinking...

Just thinking...what idiot thought this up...much less decided to test it ("com'meer, Bingo! You won't feel a thing...once you hit bottom...") ?????????????????????

It's so bazaar and demented...risky too. I mean just think how many people did this and discovered half way through they had bad hip joints!?......
Think about how many dumbos chose to try this contraption alone and forgot to hook on a certain strap here, or hook there...
And how many poor, innocent puppies have been the victims of this sport when their owner was too chicken to jump themselves???!!!!
This is a dangerous and pointless sport...if it can even be called that. A "sport"? HA! A sentence!
 How can you sleep at night, Mr./Mrs. Whoeveryouare? Knowing that you invented such a frightening and (sometimes, I'm sure) deadly activity?!

...............................I'm SO going to do it.
...............................I'll do it just before I die.
...............................I'm going bungee jumping for my 99th birthday :)
(Hey...cheer me on!...maybe they'll loose my body in the raging current below and you won't have to trouble yourselves to attend my funeral ;)